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The League of Annoyance
Est. 1987 — Dedicated to Mild Inconvenience
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We are committed to the pursuit of moderate disruption,
the cultivation of low-grade unease, and the solemn
promise that, one day, things will be slightly less convenient
than they are right now.
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Our Members
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Aunt Phetamine
Director of Overstimulation & Unwanted Enthusiasm
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Deci Bell
Grand Arbiter of Noise Complaints & Parking Disputes
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Doctor Mal Practice
Chief Officer of Vague Dissatisfaction (reasons undisclosed)
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Count Kalories
Elder of Drafts, Cold Soup, and Other Ancient Grievances
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Marge In-ality
Strategist, Operating Exclusively from the Periphery
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Sue Donym
Master of Disguise — Internal Affairs & General Confusion
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Flatt U. Lence
Atmospheric Deterrent. No further responsibilities at this time.
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Fatman and Blobbin'
Joint Deputies of Gravitational Menace. Neither drives.
The Minions
The League maintains a dedicated corps of evil minions, all of whom
were hired on the basis of their enthusiasm and have been a source of
ongoing concern ever since. They report to no one in particular and are
doing their best.
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